A list of things you gotta know:
1. when to hold ‘em
2. when to fold ‘em
3. when to walk away
4. when to run

A list of things you oughta know:
1. that I'm here, to remind you of the mess you left when you went away

@BeTheCookie

Things I want to know:
1) what love is?

Things I wonder:
1) who wrote the book of love?
2) why she ran away?

@BeTheCookie also you oughta know not to stand by the window, somebody see you up there
@BeTheCookie a guy gets on the train with you, talks with you about poker, takes your last whisky, takes your cigarettes, then fucking dies.
@hailey @BeTheCookie
Happens to Jessica Fletcher ALL THE TIME.
Doc Edward Morbius ❌​ (@[email protected])

Things we didn't do: - Start the fire - Shoot the deputy - Steal the cookies from the cookie jar Things we did: - Tried to fight it - Shot the sheriff - Put the sham in the shama-lama-ding-dong Things we will do: - Survive - Rock you - Walk 500 miles - Walk 500 more Things we won't do: - Get fooled again - Back down - That Things we will never do: - Give you up - Let you down - Run around - Desert you (Oops: - I did it again)

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