Lanthanae (he/him)

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Rolling the boulder up the hill is a lot nicer when we work together. But destroying the boulder they created? That's even better.

@malwareminigun @codinghorror

Finance and Economics are at least STEM-ish if you actually study them...

...but generally what those majors "study" is "here's why capitalism is actually suuuuper good and how you can win it also don't think about other economic systems please!"

@stavvers

The toilet seat vs. rim thing is one thing, but also does this guy not put the lid down before he flushes???

Does he not know about the "toilet plume" ????
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_plume

Toilet plume - Wikipedia

@jakehamilton Maybe Nintendo will pull another fast one on us and just have an AR/VR system ready or some crazy thing like that.
@thekitmalone This is totalitarian. We should not be accepting it. We should be fighting in the streets over this.
@kitoconnell @Chron Quick tip: the best way to do an edit is to leave it where the mistake is so people don't miss it. I read this tweet after the edit and still thought you said "19 year old"

@HeavenlyPossum

why not both? 🤷

@datura just be careful not to use both functions simultaneously

*accidentally kickflips into someone trying to grab a bag of goldfish*

I don't like to have hot takes.

But I do like to have thoroughly cooked takes and that means sometimes you gotta blow on them a bit before you can eat.

@trollishdelver

Babe, wake up. A new Settler's of Catan map just dropped 🌾🧱🪨🐑

@chrisabides The ability to be constantly learning new things is the majority of why I went into tech honestly. It blows my mind when people just leave college and actively refuse to learn a single new thing ever again because they only want to do what's familiar.

(I mean it's totally ok to live like that if that's how you like to live, so more power to them—it's just that it's personally incomprehensible to me)