there was a young man who went for kentucky
and found he was very lucky
he got it for free
cause he was stung by a bee
and know he's as big as a bucky

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Massive consumption of alcohol
Shriveled my brain to a little ball
and now i don't think
I just drink, drink, and drink
cause that's what I do best of all.

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The cowboy came stumbling through the door,
Then from his nagging wife her heard a great roar.
He just took another sip,
As it dribbled from his lip,
He just smiled, as he hit the floor!

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There was a young girl from Oliver,
And all the men did follow her,
Until a guy came along,
And played her his song,
And all the rest quit call'n her.

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Ferrets live by a code tried and true
From which humans can benefit, too.
Teach your sons and daughters
To do unto otters,
As otters would do unto you.

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There once was this guy-DiCaprio
Whose acting was only so-so
He's cute, he's so fine
I wish he were mine
To a wedding chapel we would go.

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'Rejoice! For my coming is nigh!'
Said the vision she had from on high.
'Oh my god!' screamed the nun
As she finished her fun ..
'Allelujah!! All over my thigh

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There was a hillbilly named Shaw
Who envied his maw and his paw
To share in their life
He adopted his wife
And became his own father-in-law.

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There once was a man named Jake
Who wanted to swim in a lake
But when he got in
He was very, very thin
And then he came out as a snake.

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There once was a deer called Buck,
And into the garden he snuck,
he waited all night,
til' the time was right,
Then jumped out and got hit by a truck!

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