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Color saturation levels in the Misty Forest Glade have been reduced by 45%, in preparation for the Thinning of the Veil
Scary has taken on a new meaning over the past few years

NEPHEW: Does life get easier when you're older?

ME: [eating "ranch blasted" taco shells directly from the box because they are basically giant corn chips] Life doesn't get easier but you learn to adapt

Let me answer your question with another question: What was your question?

Never forget.

The single greatest Twitter exchange of all time.

Of.

All.

Time.

One person can’t make a difference unless you accelerate their body close to the speed of light and aim it at something.
Funny how that works.
@franciscawrites @bookstodon One of my favourites from the Far Side.