Mastodawn

pointsymmetric Dec 14, 2023

Bastett Dec 14, 2023

Santa is a quantum being. His probabilistic nature means he can be in every house at the same time on Christmas.
This is why it's vitally important noone sees him. If he's observed the probabilities collapse and only one house gets presents.
#Christmas

pointsymmetric Dec 12, 2023

Edmonds_Scanner Dec 12, 2023

Save some money this holiday season by finding or crafting your own gifts from the forest!
- cloaks of moss
- weird logs
- lynx skull soup bowls
- wild Muppet pelt slippers
- tiny twig golems, animated by ancient magic

pointsymmetric Dec 10, 2023

It's 2023, people. Stop giving your monkey butler a fez. This year give your trusted simian what he really wants: the cold steel of a highly trained assassin

pointsymmetric Dec 5, 2023

Edmonds_Scanner Dec 5, 2023

What's holding you back in life?
Is it your inability to speak to owls, or shapeshift into a bear, or quickly craft primitive knives out of mushrooms and bones?
These things can be learned, if you follow the dark paths in the forest.

pointsymmetric Dec 2, 2023

Michael of Ragged Feathers Sep 8, 2023

When life gives you lemons, focus on the lemons. Do not make eye contact with life. Do not try to comprehend how life is able to give you anything. Do not wonder if life has something approaching hands.

The human mind was not meant to come into direct contact with life. Focus on the lemons. Focus on the lemons. Do not look up. Do not look up.

pointsymmetric Nov 25, 2023

In the distant future all forms of travel will be cockroach-based. The lucky few will surf on chunks of Plexiglas carried by thousands of cockroaches.

pointsymmetric Nov 22, 2023

.chris Nov 22, 2023

You scream
I scream
There's no icecream
Everything's just shit

pointsymmetric Nov 18, 2023

I AM A (wandering shade who shall take no rest in this world or the next)
AND I SHALL (play my haunted harpsichord in this abandoned pioneer church until Doomsday ends my song)

pointsymmetric Nov 11, 2023

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Alex P. 👹Feb 9, 2023

[slurping up slop from the trough] have you ever heard of 'death of the author,' tho

[waterboarding myself with mediocre garbage] art is complex and can signify many things to many people

[getting visibly red because someone posted a spoiler about how a guy named Professor Fig dies] unlike you, i have a very sophisticated relationship with fiction

pointsymmetric Nov 10, 2023

would write more haiku
if not for my accursed
severe head trauma