Dear Microsoft. Here is a list of things I want the Start Menu to do:

* Show my installed programs
* Search my local files
* Provide access to system settings

Here is a list of things I do *not* want the Start Menu to do:

* Show the weather for a randomly-selected town near my network's public IP infrastructure
* Show tabloid headlines
* Show programs I *don't* have installed
* Search the web via Bing
* Show adverts(!)
* Attempt to engage me in conversation with a hallucinating LLM

Thanks.

From my ongoing series of animals in a German shelter...

Kira

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(Repost! Originally posted 2014-05-31 in my g+ collection)

#photography #animals #cats #AnimalRescue #mywork #myphoto #PletzfeldShelterAnimals

My old Fed instance was deleted.

Here I am again!