joey castillo

@joeycastillo
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texan by birthright, but not like this.
purveyor of Oddly Specific Objects.
he/him/🏳️‍🌈 if it helps.
Objectshttps://www.oddlyspecificobjects.com
Wordshttps://www.patreon.com/joeycastillo
Bookhttps://theopenbook.is
Watchhttps://www.crowdsupply.com/oddly-specific-objects/sensor-watch
All I do is build, build, build no matter what!
Deployment on my mind, I can never get enough.
As soon as I step up in the building,
everybody's sites go DOWN (down? Down.)
Wow. Just discovered that I'm spotted by seven Flock cameras on my daily bike ride. 🤮 https://stopflock.com
Stop Flock

Penned 1924: “To kill one, that is, to reduce the general sum of human life by fifty years, was considered criminal, but to reduce the general sum of human life by fifty million years was not considered criminal! Is it not droll? Today this simple mathematical moral problem could easily be solved in half a minute’s time by any ten-year-old! It didn’t enter the heads of all their Kants to build a system of scientific ethics, that is, ethics based on adding, subtracting, multiplying and dividing.”
git commit -m "draw the rest of the fucking owl"
“All of us and perhaps all of you read that greatest of all monuments of ancient literature, the Official Railroad Guide. Who does not lose his breath when he runs through the pages of the Guide? The Tables transformed each one of us, actually, into a six-wheeled steel hero of a great poem. Every morning with six-wheeled precision, we wake up, millions of us at once. At the very same hour millions like one we begin our work, and millions like one, we finish it.” https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/61963/pg61963-images.html
We

because I know you are all living and dying by my march madness pool: Claude's bracket is ahead, but dead; it picked Duke for champions. So it all comes down to tonight, and my buddy Zaq who picked Michigan: if Michigan wins it all, Zaq takes 320 points, and the humans defeat the machines (in what I assume is just one of many battles to come)
WIP
reading Hemingway; tapped and held to define a word. State of search in the year of our lord twenty twenty six.
UConn just detonated Claude's bracket and I couldn't be happier. What a play, what a finish! https://x.com/SportsCenter/status/2038397224091029758
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BRAYLON MULLINS FOR THE WIN 😱 UCONN ELIMINATES DUKE IN THE FINAL SECONDS 👀 (via @MarchMadnessMBB)

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