Irish British/Kiwi in Aotearoa. Sometime writer, reluctant Dungeon Master, stressbaker, pharmacist, cat magnet. He/him.
Cursed from birth with a deformed sense of humour. Non-sequiteurs guaranteed.
Account may feature swears; specifically four fucks, three buggers and a damn. But since they only occur in this introduction, you're past them now.
DM (adjusting screen)
"On each side of the ancient door is a pillar, and on top of each pillar is a cat. When you ask each cat if it has been fed yet, the cat on the LEFT always says it has not: whereas the cat on the RIGHT also says it has not. This is no use to you, so you are doomed to wander the labyrinth forever. That's cats for you, I guess. Roll up new sheets for next time, people"
I promise this was not intentional. He walked over my daughter's freshly painted rainbow, and now I have a furry LGBTQ+ icon cat.
Natasha Jay (she/her) πͺπΊ
Ray*mond Li*terally
JustRosy πΊπ¦
Luigi
Wonderdog π³οΈβπ