Hedgewizard 🐈

@Hedgewizard@beige.party
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Irish British/Kiwi in Aotearoa. Sometime writer, reluctant Dungeon Master, stressbaker, pharmacist, cat magnet. He/him.

Cursed from birth with a deformed sense of humour. Non-sequiteurs guaranteed.

Account may feature swears; specifically four fucks, three buggers and a damn. But since they only occur in this introduction, you're past them now.

Umbrella Academy s5 trailer just dropped

...and no, not really
#umbrellaacademy

A bit unkind, but yeah I see it

#catfood flavors #cats would choose

Number four: Forbidden chocolate

DM (adjusting screen)

"On each side of the ancient door is a pillar, and on top of each pillar is a cat. When you ask each cat if it has been fed yet, the cat on the LEFT always says it has not: whereas the cat on the RIGHT also says it has not. This is no use to you, so you are doomed to wander the labyrinth forever. That's cats for you, I guess. Roll up new sheets for next time, people"

#caturday #cats

Sven (puts coffee cup down): Not again!

Gonna dress you up in my glove
IN MY GLOVE
All over your body
(All over your body)

#cats #madonna

Altbot: a journey
@altbot
THOU ART MY BELOVED LOAF, IN WHOM I AM WELL PLEASED
#SourdoughSunday

*Lipps Inc's 'Funkytown' plays*

#cats #caturday #disco