@anon_opin but I’m fat and lactose intolerant!

@anon_opin tax free?

@fesshole mate, I’m a management consultant earning way above average wage. I am writing this in trackies and slippers. Fuck what people think of you.

@anon_opin “it outputted people”. Well, there’s a place to start.

@anon_opin that’s bullshit. I have a 1986 Vauxhall Nova and I’ve put a wing on the back of it. It looks mint. It’ll look even better when I paint it the same colour as the rest of the car.

@anon_opin as a ‘skiing cunt’ this made me laugh.

@fesshole I’m the same after he’s waxed my dolphin.

@woe2you @fesshole don’t let facts get in the way of a good story.

@fesshole well, if Catherine The Great died having a horse lowered on to her, why not?…

@fesshole the estate agent was shit anyway. Estate agency is a license to print money for prize wankers with no skills other than bullshit. She was on a fucking bus!