People who can drink plain black coffee with no sugar should be put on trial for witchcraft.
@anon_opin Guess what I'm doing right now.
@TimWardCam @anon_opin being put on trial for witchcraft?
@jackeric @anon_opin Well, I'm obviously expecting to be, but I haven't had the summons yet.
@TimWardCam @jackeric I'll picturing a dunking stool attached to a grande latte with a range of syrups.
@TimWardCam @anon_opin Going on trial for witchcraft? Get in the pond!
@anon_opin People who drink their #coffee any other way should be put on trial for heresy
@anon_opin People who adulterate coffee with any additive should be put on trial for blasphemy.
@anon_opin The only reason to add sugar to coffee is if your coffee is bitter. Buy good coffee and sugar won't be necessary.

@Rastal

The only reason to add sugar is if your tastebuds have not yet adapted to the rich bitter flavor profile

@anon_opin

@anon_opin People who add sugar should only be allowed pacifiers dipped in the horribly adulterated stuff.
@anon_opin guilty as charged 😎🀘

@WiteWulf @anon_opin Yep, I like my coffee to either a) have an event horizon, or b) be a liquid cake.

Nothing in between

@anon_opin guilty as charged, I guess.
@anon_opin I'm up for that. Count me in.
@anon_opin but I’m fat and lactose intolerant!
@anon_opin there are a few diabetics who would like a word
@anon_opin if I were a tattoo kinda person I would probably have this tattooed
@anon_opin while I'd be likely found guilty, I'm not sure there's all that much correlation in general...