I wear a shirt and tie every morning so the neighbours think I have a nice cosy office job. I park down a country lane and change into jeans and t-shirt for my call centre gig, like the vain twat I am. But at least I know I'm a twat.
@fesshole mate, I’m a management consultant earning way above average wage. I am writing this in trackies and slippers. Fuck what people think of you.