Zan TalI meant to post one #StarTrek #holiday meme a day all season but I got lazy. Anyway here’s a #TNG take on a classic.
Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition
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I’m here to point out great and ironic examples of the 285 Ferengi Rules of Acquisition. Also Grand Nagus of the Ferengi Alliance (Satire/Parody)
Star Trek Minus Context
Alexandra Hope Zod-El (Q) (RP)
Captain Edward Jellico
Coach Gowron@FerengiRules Honorable old man dedicates his life to selflessly bringing joy to others and is persecuted for this by the mercantile class for whom altruism is deemed insanity. That and he thinks he's Santa Claus. The movie is presented in glorious fax-like black and white. Nagus tried to sell me Kahless Klaus NFTs though the whole thing. Nevertheless, 5/5 Bat'leths!
Today we’re taking a look at the 1947 classic Miracle on 34th Street. A savvy CEO accidentally discovers that making the customer think you care about them increases profitability. He also demonstrates that even under oath you should never admit anything that undermines your profits.
Two enthusiastic lobes up!
Thoughts @coachgowron?
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My boy, Nog, is really the smartest one in the family. Today, he sold a Pakled an entire social media platform - and the guy's already run it into the ground!
Gul DukatAll of the so-called experts who think that they know so much about my very successful Terok Nor, actually know almost nothing. It is a GREAT STATION, with lots of latinum, some of the greatest assets anywhere in the Quadrant, and very little debt. Also, strong on dilithium and deuterium. You will be seeing these numbers soon, but not all from my tax returns, which show relatively little. EVERYONE will be impressed, but the #FakeNews Subspace will not be happy, so against their narrative!
