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Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition Dec 24, 2022

Today we’re taking a look at the 1947 classic Miracle on 34th Street. A savvy CEO accidentally discovers that making the customer think you care about them increases profitability. He also demonstrates that even under oath you should never admit anything that undermines your profits.

Two enthusiastic lobes up!

Thoughts @coachgowron?

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Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition Dec 7, 2022

#RuleOfAcquisition 266: When in doubt, lie

Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition Nov 29, 2022

Beto clearly needs to reread the first #RuleOfAcquisition… but how did he lose with Captain America on his staff??

https://www.texastribune.org/2022/11/29/beto-orourke-sam-bankman-fried-ftx/

Beto O’Rourke returned $1 million check from FTX’s Sam Bankman-Fried

O’Rourke’s campaign said they gave the money back before the company’s scandals became widely public, because they were taken aback by such a large unsolicited donation.

The Texas Tribune

Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition Nov 21, 2022

Remember to read the rules! (See full image)