@siguza @cynicalsecurity That sounds like a #RuleOfAcquisition if I've ever heard one.

And thank you, captain. Thank you for restoring my faith in the 98th #RuleOfAcquisition, “every man has its price”

Quark

#InThePaleMoonlight #DS9 #StarTrek

Today we’re taking a look at the 1947 classic Miracle on 34th Street. A savvy CEO accidentally discovers that making the customer think you care about them increases profitability. He also demonstrates that even under oath you should never admit anything that undermines your profits.

Two enthusiastic lobes up!

Thoughts @coachgowron?

#ChristmasMovies #NagusAtTheMovies #RuleOfAcquisition

@coachgowron When weariness creeps up on you, remember the 103rd #RuleOfAcquisition: Sleep can interfere with opportunity.
#RuleOfAcquisition 266: When in doubt, lie
@Tyjos84 I think I’m good…
#RuleOfAcquisition 106: There is no honor in poverty.
@punkonbus1701 @bobbensonbill #RuleOfAcquisition 97: Enough... is never enough.
@coachgowron, remember #RuleOfAcquisition 431: When the shooting starts, let the mercenaries handle it!
@manateacake #RuleOfAcquisition 223: Beware the man who doesn't take time for Oo-mox.