Damien Seguy will present *How PHP Is Really Written: Stats, Syntax, and Surprises* at Dutch PHP Conference 💡

This session focuses on we all have opinions about how php should be written and why it matters for modern software development. Attendees will leave with actionable insights to take back to their teams.

See you in March 🚀

#dpc26 #softwaredevelopment

Slides from my talk "Building #PHP Plugins with #WebAssembly" @ConFooCa are up, incl 20 demos.

Rust, Go, JS → .wasm → call from PHP, sub-ms performance, sandboxed

Get the slides here https://gamma.app/docs/Building-PHP-plugins-with-WASM-Confoo-2026-j0k4fwetfc6gjib and check out all the code here: https://github.com/johanjanssens/frankenwasm

Kudos to @dunglas #FrankenPHP rocks!

Meet Moni, the Tideways MONItoring and Profiling elePHPant!

https://phpc.tv/w/we9agrfS4WrHh2mZQyVGRs

#PHP, in French, it means 'Protection des Hautes Personnalités' : Protection of high-ranking officers.

Straight from the government web site.

https://www.gendarmerie.interieur.gouv.fr/gendinfo/dossiers/gign-3.0/les-php-protecteurs-de-hautes-personnalites

I just ran into PHPoC, aka #PHP on a Chip! The company provides IoT solutions, with components programmables with #PHP!

The website also is made with #PHP, but of course!

https://www.phpoc.com/

If you know your way around the #PHP docs, please help fix the token list:

1. T_PIPE, T_VOID_CAST are missing

2. no PHP version info per token (available as of PHP x.y.z).

https://php.net/manual/tokens.php

Liip + me = amazing 💚
Liip – me = sad redundancy math 😿


So… new job, I can haz? 😻


I have no clue how to find a new job. I haven’t been looking for over a decade. When I like something, I tend to stick around.



But… Now I'm on the job market.

API's, Symfony, integration developer… or honestly, anything you think I’d love. I’m a fast learner and curious by nature. 🧙‍♂️

If you spot something that fits, hit me up. I bring tons of experience, fun, memes, and clean code.

#php #fedihire