Damien Seguy will present *How PHP Is Really Written: Stats, Syntax, and Surprises* at Dutch PHP Conference 💡
This session focuses on we all have opinions about how php should be written and why it matters for modern software development. Attendees will leave with actionable insights to take back to their teams.
See you in March 🚀
Slides from my talk "Building #PHP Plugins with #WebAssembly" @ConFooCa are up, incl 20 demos.
Rust, Go, JS → .wasm → call from PHP, sub-ms performance, sandboxed
Get the slides here https://gamma.app/docs/Building-PHP-plugins-with-WASM-Confoo-2026-j0k4fwetfc6gjib and check out all the code here: https://github.com/johanjanssens/frankenwasm
Kudos to @dunglas #FrankenPHP rocks!
Meet Moni, the Tideways MONItoring and Profiling elePHPant!
#PHP, in French, it means 'Protection des Hautes Personnalités' : Protection of high-ranking officers.
Straight from the government web site.
@carl it is a classic #PHP bug that I knew under the name of 'magic hash' but this version is a better illustration of the problem.
https://php-dictionary.readthedocs.io/en/latest/dictionary/magic-hash.ini.html#magic-hash
This goes to the PHP-tip archive! Thanks.
Dutch PHP Conference
Johan Janssens
Benjamin
Camille Roux
dseguy
Benjamin Eberlei