In my continued quest to escape the red squigly lines of spell check doom, I went looking for the "Settings" button in the web version of Teams. Should be simple, right? ... right?

It turns out that in their ever-increasing user hostility, #Microslop has decided to hide that particular menu INSIDE THE TOTALLY UNRELATED "UNLOCK PREMIUM" BUTTON. The three dots button is WITHIN another UI element which is asking me for money, meaning it is literally the LAST place I would look.