Lizzy 💫Have a blessed day!
Me: No thanks
Kerry on Wayward Son
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MTV raised me right. Incapable of being unhip.
Mitten state 🍒 UofM🎓
debbshock"I may have over moisturized", I think, as I slide under my front door and across 3 lanes of traffic
Brujo🖤Loco*pokes myself with needle while sewing my socks*
Darn it!
Darn it!
Moose AllainThe correct way to address a badger is "Your Badgesty”.
Jimmer Cork-BottleWhat I like about the truth is you don't have to believe in it.
bacon popsicle 🎈The existence of maelstroms suggests there must be femaelstroms out there as well.
I bet they’re way more ferocious, too…
SirEviscerate 
Please do not ask me what I accomplished in 2022, I was not aware accomplishing anything was mandatory.
RealfunghicomicsI left Margaritaville for the bright limes and salty rims of Margaritapolis.
Cranky AFnot saying hello is proof that you’re obsessed w me so…
cap’n watsisnameI’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.