Ed

@EdCates
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Humanist. Nerd. Introvert. Jaded optimist. Usually cruppish. Server jockey. Dad. World is a fuck. Views are my own.

Profile pic: Man in a gray shirt and green/gray ball cap taking a selfie. His glasses are tinted dark from the sun, and he has a short brown beard.

In the background is a stream, a yellow kayak, and various grasses and trees beyond those. The sky is a brilliant blue with a few fluffy white clouds lazing about.

GenerationX
Pronounshe/him/his
Politcs (American)far left
Religionno thanks
"These racist white leftists are racistly voting for a Jewish man, a Hispanic woman, and a Black woman!"
@Wallflower 😂 😂 That's the spirit!

@Wallflower "You never do this."

"Oh, that was 'work from home' Wallflower. This is the new, 'Mandatory Office Presence' Wallflower."

@WuMargaret Reclaim hat. Tell spouse to file their own ticket.
Here's an osprey at the start of a fishing dive. When an osprey spots a target, they basically just stop flying, go into a tuck position, let gravity take over and fall from the sky. Huntley Meadows Park, Alexandria, Virginia, USA 28-May-2026 #birds #birdphotography #naturephotography

I've smashed 4 car windows to rescue dogs from hot cars today already. I haven't found any yet but I'm not giving up

#DogsOfMastodon #Heat #Cars

People, I am begging you, if you have air con in your flat please PUT IT ON YOUR DATING PROFILE.
@ratvet @cargot_robbie preventive care is always worthy of hype.
Taking the morning off work to get my boobs smashed between two plates. 8 out of 10 doctors agree that my anxiety is chronic but these tits are iconic.

@cargot_robbie @ratvet

Smashin' the boobs
Schoolin' the rubes
Here to stop cancer
Self-care is the answer.

I'll . . . I'll stop now. Sorry*. 😅

*Not sorry.