Doctor DTaking the morning off work to get my boobs smashed between two plates. 8 out of 10 doctors agree that my anxiety is chronic but these tits are iconic.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Brie 🌞🚴📦✨@ratvet Oooh you've got bars! (Smooshing your boobs 🙁)
EdSmashin' the boobs
Schoolin' the rubes
Here to stop cancer
Self-care is the answer.
I'll . . . I'll stop now. Sorry*. 😅
*Not sorry.
@EdCates @cargot_robbie thank you kind minstrel for this ode to my mammogram. Tis an auspicious event worthy of recording for posterity.
@ratvet @cargot_robbie preventive care is always worthy of hype.