Doctor DTaking the morning off work to get my boobs smashed between two plates. 8 out of 10 doctors agree that my anxiety is chronic but these tits are iconic.
I didn't even have to flash my tits for them to start trending. I told you they were iconic.
Wrenasaurus Tex 
@ratvet
Dang. So you didn't get to bust out the NOLA rallying cry either huh?
"Throw me some beads, mister!!!"
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Brie 🌞🚴🪿🫰✨@ratvet Oooh you've got bars! (Smooshing your boobs 🙁)
EdSmashin' the boobs
Schoolin' the rubes
Here to stop cancer
Self-care is the answer.
I'll . . . I'll stop now. Sorry*. 😅
*Not sorry.
@EdCates @cargot_robbie thank you kind minstrel for this ode to my mammogram. Tis an auspicious event worthy of recording for posterity.
@ratvet @cargot_robbie preventive care is always worthy of hype.
CynBlogger™️🇺🇸 ❌👑@ratvet
Good luck!
Good luck!