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Retired IT guy and Twitter refugee. Began my career when punch cards were still in dwindling use, did programming in FORTRAN, COBOL, Assembler, supported Honeywell mainframes and mid-range systems for about fifteen years, switched to UNIX Sys Admin, and the last twenty-five years as an Oracle DBA. 😸

Interests include #Humor, #Cats, #Cooking, #ScienceFiction, #Politics, #FanFiction.

Twitter (for now): https://twitter.com/DemosCat

LocationGreater Atlanta
AO3 Linkhttps://archiveofourown.org/users/DemosCat
@TomWellborn All too accurate.
When dinner is two minutes late.

@JessTheUnstill

I once sent an important loan payoff check through the mail--the only available option. I payed extra for tracking so I'd know it was delivered. Post office still managed to lose it. The tracking info simply stopped.

Turned out they stuck it in the wrong PO box. The only way I know this is because the people who found it in their box mailed it back to me. Otherwise, its disappearance would have remained a mystery.

The real reason Trump picked a sex fiend, dog killer, and anti-vaxxer for his cabinet

The names of Trump's insane cabinet picks aren't even what matters. America's strongman is already creating a new reality.

The Philadelphia Inquirer
@MonotoneofBill
Little known fact: the frugalhorn was invented during the reign of King Buck the Affordable.

@jasongorman

Now why am I suddenly thinking of an old cartoon from decades ago? 😺

A room full of software developers are seated at their CRT monitors. A guy in front says to the group, "Start coding, and I'll go find out what the customer wants."

@DamonCrowley That's exactly what I saw--a sleep-deprived ostrich! 😺

@DamonCrowley What? No Rancid Raccoon?

Critter du jour at the Roadkill Cafe.