M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™

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I'm Ernie (not Bill)—a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 53 years Sharon and tuxedo cat Chloe of 13 years. I follow back. #Puns #Dadjokes #Wordplay #Boston #EarlyJazz #ColorBlue #TVStreaming (ernie.clark@mail.com)

I like to learn something new every day.

Ancient Egypt’s 31 dynasties were mainly forgotten until Napoleon’s armies started looting its treasures in the late 18th century,

My favorite Scandinavian flavor is sweetish.
At the end of “Bolero” everything started to un-Ravel.
To reduce my carbon footprint I will no longer walk on coal.
Every pun I’ve ever tried about the wind blows.
Boxer who also plays the bugle: bugilist.
Phil has been trying to create so many expensive, impractical things his friends had to do an invention.
If Mondays can’t become illegal, they should at least be optional.
Brenda wanted to marry the postman but her Dad wouldn’t letter.
Onya Marx must be SO sick of being asked if she’s ready.