J.M. Graham

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Former psychotherapist and health blogger (a quirky thing called Cranky Fitness). I'm working on a novel 'cause I haven't suffered QUITE enough rejection in life. Left-leaning, dykey, opinionated overthinker. Live in #Provincetown MA and #Valencia Spain with awesome wife.
FB: What a blessed holiday with my family.
Mstdn: Well, my uncle’s balls didn’t make it onto the dinner table this year so I guess we had a decent holiday.
When the Pillsbury Doughboy does eventually croak, the funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

More #Thanksgiving controversy:

Not only do I stand by my defense of sweet potato casserole (topped with the toasted mini-marshmallows that seem to infuriate people) I will go even further out on a limb:

Giblets are gross. They seem innocent enough at first, kinda like chicken then mid bite comes the icky taste and the horrible realization: no its not chicken meat its CHICKEN GUTS, ARRRGHH!!!!

Anyone else frequently have a song playing in their head? And sometimes it takes a second to figure out why?

So anyway I've been scrolling along here and just realized Fleetwood Masks "Tusk" has been on repeat

I have 2,146 followers on the #birdsite - zero notifications

Only 50 followers here on #mastodon - 26 notifications

#twittermigration is real and it’s spectacular

Dumb newby question: is there a way to enable some sort of spell check when drafting posts?

Related: Thank God for the edit function! I don't think I've written one post without needing that little asterisk.

#FediTips

Timeline of a new Mastodon user:

Day 1: this sucks servers are confusing and why is my feed empty

Day 2: why is there no quote tweet this is dumb

Day 3: mastodon better make some changes if it wants to compete with tw_tter

Day 7: hm, people are really nice here

Day 10: loving the no ads and real conversations

Day 15: THE WORKERS MUST SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION AND EXECUTE CAPITALISTS  

#TwitterMigration