Chris Wolff 

@Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff@infosec.exchange
457 Followers
3.1K Following
2.6K Posts

Just some guy.

GED in 2011 at 17; no qualifications otherwise, at least literally on paper.

(╯°□°)╯︵ #gravy

#ADHD 
#FOSS 
#Music 🎵
#NewMexico 🇺🇸
#NixOS 
#NM (see #NewMexico (🌶️))
#Qtile 
#RustLang 
(^ learning, or trying to)
#Tor 
#TS (i.e., #TouretteSyndrome (😉))
#Unicycle 
#YouTube 

PGP Fingerprint: 62218b42c2f3488ac93eb1f6efb468f5395cb58d

PROFILE PICTURE ALT: "The Two Thousand Yard Stare" oil on canvas painting; Thomas C. Lea III, 1944

BANNER PICTURE ALT: Truman showing Chicago Daily Tribune "Dewey Defeats Truman" erroneous headline; Byron H. Rollins, 1948

Profile picture and banner picture are both public domain.

"Here's a rule of life: You don't get to pick what bad things happen to you."
—Rory Miller, "Meditations on Violence: A Comparison of Martial Arts Training & Real World Violence"

Pronounshe/him
Keyoxidehttps://keyoxide.org/aspe:keyoxide.org:4EFJOXFQNNMQP5PFM7PYQRPNSY
Signalhttps://signal.me/#eu/ew7OLlFNlOm6AtauVz_RV3AGWySXd6pMRz-DHfEt6gLRTYSF0zxIBr_qtfrneQBk
Martixhttps://matrix.to/#/@Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff:matrix.infosec.exchange
Just My Tootshttps://justmytoots.com/@Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff@infosec.exchange
DEF CON Socialhttps://defcon.social/@Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff
It's crazy that the official mastodon.social staff account on here looks exactly like a phishing account with no domain verification whatsoever lol

MASINT #827 from NROL-111 (TOP SECRET)

1. Capitalism Laboratory
2. Invisible Hellmouth of Plutonium
3. Snow Swamp

Via flickr https://flic.kr/p/111R6isEL (Cloudtail the Snow Leopard)
#Fox #Bot
Just some careful measurements, marking, and a jigsaw away from joining this sewing machine to a treadle again, a 100 or so years later. #sewingmachine #sewing #sewingmachinerestoration
The Moon is Waxing Crescent (6% of Full) 🌒

ASN: AS44034
Location: Göteborg, SE
Added: 2025-07-08T00:40

#shodansafari #infosec

@alex

Ooooh, thank you!

The Fantastic Four: First Steps | Orchestra Performance

YouTube

@jonah

Why is putting the word quantum in front of any random noun the cheat code to getting the media to suddenly start caring about it‽

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The current breakaway leader in the Tour de Nap 🚴
@Natasha_Jay archetypical viral Fedi post 
@grob
I was away, and oh, my notifications!! 😯

@Natasha_Jay

I hope it wins!

🤗

@Natasha_Jay Ha! Cute. That's what I need the Tour de Nap.
@Natasha_Jay I don't normally boost cats but that is just too good
@justbob
I thought it was a pro cycling post 😉
@Natasha_Jay Ok, who paid off the cat with catnip to pose for this absolutely fabulous and perfect picture?

@Natasha_Jay

Reminds me of the wheelers from Return to Oz.

@Natasha_Jay

So charming, love to see such a solid sleeper! 🙂

@Natasha_Jay Wow, great photos, and the cat is so cute!
@Natasha_Jay Not surprising, given their stellar performance in the Giro di Snoozia

@Natasha_Jay

You should tell your cat to wear a helmet, it’s not serious ... tell him that humans drive worse and worse, so he should be careful ! 😁