Mastodawn

Bastett

139 Followers

96 Following

612 Posts

🇬🇧 London cheetah, biker, software engineer.
Originally from Perth 🇦🇺
Married to a 🐴
Mute #kink hashtag to hide adult/kink posts

Motorcycle	Yamaha Tracer 900 GT
Age	45-ish
Pronouns	He/Him
Location	East London

Bastett Jan 25

Jen Gentleman Jan 22

I don't need little cat feet socks for my chairs
I don't need little cat feet socks for my chairs
I don't need little cat feet socks for my chairs

Bastett Dec 16

Bastett Dec 14, 2023

Santa is a quantum being. His probabilistic nature means he can be in every house at the same time on Christmas.
This is why it's vitally important noone sees him. If he's observed the probabilities collapse and only one house gets presents.
#Christmas

Bastett Oct 7

Thank god I'm horny again. It's been a very long low-libido streak ( > 2 months of zero sex thoughts or interest). I don't like that.
Horny cat is fun cat.

Bastett Sep 2, 2025

Ugh so grumpy. Who knew socialising with colleagues while sober would be so... draining.
All my willpower went into not buying a martini and downing it.

Bastett Aug 24, 2025

I think my relationship with alcohol had gotten a bit out of hand, so I'm taking a break.
Today marks 2 weeks without a drink.
I find myself with more time, partly due to no hangovers or 6 hour pub sessions, but also being less social overall.
So I bought a guitar! And now my fingertips hurt.
#Alcohol #Guitar

Bastett Jul 1, 2025

"it's too hot to cook"