Appease Poseidon

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For the good of the nation, we must #AppeasePoseidon. To appease Poseidon, our Prime Minister must get in the sea.
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This is a reminder that software developers recommend throwing your computer into the ocean and running into the forest never to be seen again.

Australia has all the submarines it needs, and knows the correct place for their deployment. The only thing we should be putting in the sea is more Prime Ministers.

#AppeasePoseidon #GetInTheSea

Why put expensive submarines in the sea when Prime Ministers are an inexpensive and renewable resource and could be rapidly deployed instead? What could be a better defense for our nation than having the might of Poseidon on our side?

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-11-01/one-australian-submarine-is-fully-operational-aging-fleet/104551528

#AppeasePoseidon

Just one Australian submarine is fully operational as aging fleet undergoes urgent maintenance

The Australian Navy has been left with just one fully operational submarine as the rest of its aging Collins-class fleet undergoes urgent repairs or await upgrades. Defence sources have confirmed to the ABC two of the Collins submarines are currently stationed in Adelaide, where there are delays to maintenance.

ABC News

@daedalus @abstractcode we've maintained for a while now that the return of the prime minister to the sea should be an annual event. Make it a public holiday, it'd be a big party.

We've seen time and again how much everyone enjoys a leadership spill, why not make it a leadership splash?

I consider there to be only two ways it's legitimate to leave the Australian Prime Ministership:

- Getting into the sea
- Imprisonment

#programming #names Aargh

Throw the programmers in the sea

@shlee why stop at computers?
Let's throw all computers into the ocean.
@stibbons @djsundog @mike we would be interested to hear about any research on this topic.

@AppeasePoseidon

Surf's up, Albo!