Chris

@ASprinkleofSage
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223 Following
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Newbie fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer, Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks!

I write science fiction and fantasy generally, sometimes veering off into the strange and funny between genres. Generally for young adult audience and up, but also some stuff for older kids.

Also a highly unskilled juggler!

Short stories (Reedsy)https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts/author/chris-sage/
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@Nickiquote this is what everyone at street level saw during that Mr Stay Puft scene in Ghostbusters
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@N33R as the old olympics joke goes - why dont you wear the silver condom and come second for a change?
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@selzero based on their iran performance a fake assassin would actually end up killing him
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@fesshole yeah, yeah. nice try, freemasons
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@postantiquarian do you think the reason it skips over a lot of good farmland in SE England is 1) lack of decent stones to circle or 2) farmers over the years destroying evidence?
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@NilaJones @clarissawam @eirias was gonna say, pretty sure this is it scraping sci fi and mixing up (being unable to tell apart) facts and fanfic
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@VeroniqueB99 also piers morgan can fuck off too
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@AnnaAnthro doing an Eichmann early this time!
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@davidbcohen @BenCotterill @Nickiquote the whole point of being french is that you get to be disgusting slobs but somehow pull it off as cool and elegant
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@benroyce new movie trailer idea:

He was a hero

An ace pilot

A prince

Then his penchant for fast living, young girls, and being "too honourable" to his pedo best friend felled him in disgrace

But then, in his country's darkest hour

He is called upon to sweat for his country once more

TOP GUN 3: NONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH