The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.
(Wyrd Sisters)
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âŚanyone who spent much time in the company of Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg got used to being stared at; they were the kind of people that filled every space from edge to edge.
(Witches Abroad)
Freedom did, of course, include man's age-old right to starve to death. (Interesting Times)
âGoodness is about what you do. Not who you pray to.â
(Snuff)
The smug mask of virtue triumphant could be almost as horrible as the face of wickedness revealed. (Carpe Jugulum)
Nanny Ogg usually went to bed early. After all, she was an old lady. Sometimes she went to bed as early as 6 a.m. (Maskerade)
When you were a Watchman, you were a Watchman all the time, which was a bit of a bargain for the city since it only paid you to be a Watchman for ten hours of every day. (Men at Arms)
The job of magical librarian, who has to spend his working days in this sort of highly charged atmosphere, is a high-risk occupation.
(The Light Fantastic)
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
(Hogfather)
âYouâre being reasonable again!â snapped Angua. âYouâre deliberately seeing everyoneâs point of view! Canât you try to be unfair even once?â (Feet of Clay)