Chris

@4Dboy
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Let's hear it for the cool, crisp, refreshing other-side-of-the-pillow. You do some heavy lifting in difficult times. Thank you for your service.

Kid 1: hey wanna come help me spray-paint swearwords on the subway wall?

Kid 2: nah, sorry, my mum doesn't like me doing illegal stuff

Kid 1: well I didn't need your help. I can do it all on my own. You're stupid. And I never liked you. I have lots of other friends who'd help me...*storms off sobbing*

This post is about the straight of Hormuz

#Kurt #Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope:

"Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man.
You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet?

And so I pretend not to hear her.

And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope.

I meet a lot of people.
And see some great looking babies.

And a fire engine goes by.
And I give them the thumbs up.

And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is.

And, and I don't know.

The moral of the story is
— we're here on Earth to fart around.

And, of course, the computers will do us out of that.

And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is
we're dancing animals.

You know, we love to move around.

And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore

Always check your high beams

#caturday #caturdayeveryday

Violets are red
Roses are blue
When RGB byte fields
Circular shift by two
*peeks through curtain*
Eugh. Still January out.
Will this shit never end?
thinking about how there's a true solution to the trolley problem and union workers were the ones to point it out
The perfect movie review doesn’t….