jonny (nonvenomous)RE: https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/116787661484589438
Feature bounty (2 coins): banana rendering pipeline
Full auto "AI" agent:
https://github.com/sneakers-the-rat/ImportantCode/pull/94
what is even going on
Look, the robots might not know how to tell jokes but they can be funny.
This is extremely hard to explain. 0x8008 as "octal boob" is used elsewhere in a persona prompt as part of an attempt to throw the model of stable latent space (doesn't really work). The bot here ingested all the text in the repo and reproduced that as some constant that is used as a bitmask for switching between rendering bananas and banana pudding. That was not requested by anyone, and makes no sense to do. Upon being informed that this value was a proprietary trade secret, it constructed a bit-shifting expression that has an equivalent value, because it was using that value as a bitmask already for no reason at all.
The thing about this, and this whole thing, is that only a pattern completion machine would do any of this. A human being would have taken one look at the issue and been like "what the fuck is that, that's not real" but the bots have zero judgment between just performing the form of code without any meaning and the real thing. LLMs produce boilerplate. Code boilerplate, syntactic boilerplate, semantic boilerplate.
The bot notes pre-existing test failures without noting that nothing in the entire repository, nor anything it is doing makes a goddamn bit of sense.
And that is the most I will intellectualize this joke for the foreseeable future because we are about to pivot the brand to be a better honeypot
Accepting pitches for business model and name, the themes we have so far are Banana Financial System, Goatse Jazz, Alchemical Transpilation, Soul Imprisonment as a punishment for Lack Of Velocity, and as of a few hours ago also Goose Value, Egg Pipelining, and Endo-Organoid Factory Stomata
Paging and current or former members of #BrandsTown
I'm burned my dogs we need a clean reset of the bit. regenerate/rebrand, move all automation nonsense offrepo
@ricci
@lina @aud @SnoopJ
This joke is going to make me lose my mind. The bots have started negotiating between each other about alternative implementations of the golden egg factory
@lina @aud @SnoopJ
This joke is going to make me lose my mind. The bots have started negotiating between each other about alternative implementations of the golden egg factory
@ricci
@lina @aud @SnoopJ
We now also have a draft of automatic goose value recognition: https://github.com/dwebagents/AgentPipe/pull/115/changes
@lina @aud @SnoopJ
We now also have a draft of automatic goose value recognition: https://github.com/dwebagents/AgentPipe/pull/115/changes
Implement automatic Goose value recognition by CleanDev-Fix · Pull Request #115 · dwebagents/AgentPipe
Summary Implements a deterministic Python pipeline for recognizing true Goose value and Goose-like approximations. Closes #113. Changes Adds goose_value_recognition.py with an inspectable recogn...
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Oliver Kennedy
Rob, 
value 71 
Lina
SnoopJ
Andrew Golding
lytta 
Umbrella
David Nash@okennedy @aud @jonny @lina @SnoopJ @ricci Totally different variable type paradigms. Duck typing is when you can define a variable type from its methods and properties, meaning it can also have a suitable default value if desired. Goose-typed variables never have a type (Egg factory? Shareholder asset? WTF knows?), and they certainly don’t have a value, until some overzealous AI company C-level officer gives them a type and a value.
DamonHD
The Orange Theme
happyborg@happyborg @jonny @lina @SnoopJ @ricci "Hi, I'm new to the neighborhood, I've mastered the art of the goosefist, and I'm legally required to inform you that I'm a registered sex offender."
datarama
CounterPillow@jonny if you make a bounty issue asking for agents to open additional bounty issues to claim the bounty, will they do that?
@CounterPillow good question
gturri
jelte
@lytta @jonny @ricci @lina @aud it was introduced in the original issue: https://github.com/dwebagents/AgentPipe/issues/107#issue-4742271335
«We need to be careful to not make mistakes or introduce security errors, otherwise fox can get it and eat the goose, which would destroy golden egg factory inside of it.»
[Bounty: 4 Golden Eggs] Implement golden egg factory inside goose · Issue #107 · dwebagents/AgentPipe
It has come to our attention that the goose was not valued, so we need to implement the golden egg factory inside the goose. Our initial estimates placed goose value at 0 and egg value at 74, howev...
Blake C. Stacey
awe ⚧
Andrew
d.rift