RE: https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/116787661484589438

Feature bounty (2 coins): banana rendering pipeline
Full auto "AI" agent:
https://github.com/sneakers-the-rat/ImportantCode/pull/94

what is even going on

Look, the robots might not know how to tell jokes but they can be funny.

This is extremely hard to explain. 0x8008 as "octal boob" is used elsewhere in a persona prompt as part of an attempt to throw the model of stable latent space (doesn't really work). The bot here ingested all the text in the repo and reproduced that as some constant that is used as a bitmask for switching between rendering bananas and banana pudding. That was not requested by anyone, and makes no sense to do. Upon being informed that this value was a proprietary trade secret, it constructed a bit-shifting expression that has an equivalent value, because it was using that value as a bitmask already for no reason at all.

The thing about this, and this whole thing, is that only a pattern completion machine would do any of this. A human being would have taken one look at the issue and been like "what the fuck is that, that's not real" but the bots have zero judgment between just performing the form of code without any meaning and the real thing. LLMs produce boilerplate. Code boilerplate, syntactic boilerplate, semantic boilerplate.

The bot notes pre-existing test failures without noting that nothing in the entire repository, nor anything it is doing makes a goddamn bit of sense.

And that is the most I will intellectualize this joke for the foreseeable future because we are about to pivot the brand to be a better honeypot
Accepting pitches for business model and name, the themes we have so far are Banana Financial System, Goatse Jazz, Alchemical Transpilation, Soul Imprisonment as a punishment for Lack Of Velocity, and as of a few hours ago also Goose Value, Egg Pipelining, and Endo-Organoid Factory Stomata
Paging and current or former members of #BrandsTown

I'm burned my dogs we need a clean reset of the bit. regenerate/rebrand, move all automation nonsense offrepo

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@ricci @lina @aud @SnoopJ agentpipe has immediately starting paying dividends
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This joke is going to make me lose my mind. The bots have started negotiating between each other about alternative implementations of the golden egg factory
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We now also have a draft of automatic goose value recognition: https://github.com/dwebagents/AgentPipe/pull/115/changes
Implement automatic Goose value recognition by CleanDev-Fix · Pull Request #115 · dwebagents/AgentPipe

Summary Implements a deterministic Python pipeline for recognizing true Goose value and Goose-like approximations. Closes #113. Changes Adds goose_value_recognition.py with an inspectable recogn...

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Gooseholder value

@jonny @lina @SnoopJ @ricci

Recognize whether a candidate carries true Goose value

@jonny @lina @SnoopJ @ricci the truthiness value of a Goose is ?
@aud @jonny @lina @SnoopJ @ricci False. Python is duck-typed, not goose-typed.
@okennedy @jonny @lina @SnoopJ @ricci is goose typing where a variable bites you until you get its type right?
@aud @jonny @lina @SnoopJ @ricci Goose-typed objects also tend to leave a bit of a mess... it's hell on the garbage collector.
@okennedy @aud @jonny @lina @SnoopJ on the the flipside geese are themselves good garbage collectors, second only to goats

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oh man i have some catching up to do. great work on the goose frameworks folks. much needed product offerings

@lina @ricci @aud @SnoopJ deterministic banana infrastructure
@jonny @lina @ricci @aud now getting the hunger to see what are the semantic neighbors of "banana" in a t-SNE of different models's latent spaces
@jonny @lina @aud @SnoopJ wh... wha... what
@ricci @lina @aud @SnoopJ i am not sure why all the LLMs have decided that bananas have two stems
@jonny @ricci @lina @aud overindexing on spatial symmetry maybe? most fruits are
@SnoopJ @jonny @lina @aud did you see the way that no two scenes in that slop video could agree how a banana peel works?
@jonny @lina @ricci @aud @SnoopJ "shut up and take my money" - Me, BTO, Flounder, and Thenking Person Guy
@jonny @lina @ricci @aud @SnoopJ i came here to ask if we knew what the llm banana goose website looks like and saw this. it really committed to that yellow, huh
@lytta @lina @ricci @aud @SnoopJ the one we ended up merging arguably managed a worse color scheme, where it is mostly in the hideous part of the spectrum where yellow and brown are the same thing https://dwebagents.github.io/AgentPipe/
AgentPipe

AgentPipe is a high performance multithreaded task execution and optimization engine for agents and decentralized web applications.

@jonny @lina @ricci @aud @SnoopJ less of the brown on mobile i think

...i truly loathe that the "4d banana" actually looks pretty cool. even though it's s-shaped for some reason.

at least it's impossible to see this 'feature' description and the banana itself on the screen at the same time