It's a fair question
@Natasha_Jay if a shrimp can fry rice, then i dont see why not
@Natasha_Jay just as long as soup doesn't microwave fish
@lmorchard @Natasha_Jay Decades ago a colleague microwaved fish in the office for their lunch. It was so bad we almost had to evacuate the building, and the awful smell is buried in my nostrils to this day.
@Natasha_Jay I dunno, but apparently you can use Orangina to wash your dog.
@Natasha_Jay can fish open cans of soup?
@Natasha_Jay Yet another example of workers winning the age-old "what can we get past the bosses?" game.
@Natasha_Jay
Tough job without fingers.
@Natasha_Jay no, because they don't have hands!
@Natasha_Jay "Everybody's a cook, but if you judge a fish by its ability to microwave soup, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." -Albert Soupstein
@Natasha_Jay always the deep philosophical questions 😂
@Natasha_Jay inquiring minds want to know
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Has anyone asked them if they really want to?

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I love these grocery-aisle delights. Thanks for sharing it 😆

@Natasha_Jay at the bottom of the ocean, fish see the unfulfilled promise, the treasure left behind by the shipwreck, and wonder.
@Natasha_Jay It looks like a summary of some job applications I have seen. “I can fish and microwave soup. I would be a great addition to you firm.”
@Natasha_Jay teach a fish to microwave, he eats soup for life.
@Natasha_Jay this is a new philip K Dick novel, yes?
@Natasha_Jay Yes, especially after a good bike ride.
@Natasha_Jay mmmm, schrodinger... Not , idk

@Natasha_Jay microwave fish soup can

#YODA

@Natasha_Jay give a fish a microwave, they'll cook soup for a lifetime
@Natasha_Jay It's going to be difficult to take the hot bowl out of the microwa-ve with their lil' fins tho

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Fish prefer big waves.

@Natasha_Jay @briankrebs Chicken make a lousy house pet.
@Natasha_Jay it's a bouillabasic question!
@Natasha_Jay Or a potentially odd recipe, too! 
@Natasha_Jay no microwaving fish, they aren’t allowed to use it!
@Natasha_Jay
Everybody's a genius until he's standing in front of somebody else's microwave.
#canfish