I was able to reduce my social media use by changing the app icons to portraits of their respective CEO’s faces. Seeing multiple copies of Mark Zuckerberg is enough to make me close the phone.
@geekysteven now that is a great hack. And might I add, as a team/org developer, a great example for designing for a desired behaviour. Good job!
@geekysteven do you put the word toot on the Mastodon app?
@adubya @geekysteven John Mastodon's face, obviously 🐘

@geekysteven

Uninstalling them is faster.

Make sure you delete the accounts first and @ your Mastodon address to everyone on your friends list on the way out.

@geekysteven now that is a great hack. And might I add, as a team/org developer, a great example for designing for a desired behaviour. Good job!
@geekysteven I don’t touch anything touched by Zuck. He can Zuck right off.

@geekysteven Oh! where can I get a portrait of John Mastodon?

#johnmastodon

@steggy @geekysteven
Didn't you get the John Mastodon portrait to hang on your wall in the welcome kit back when you chose your server, Steggy?

@steggy @geekysteven "A noble post embiggens the smallest man."

— John Mastodon

@geekysteven in real life, zuckerberg has only two faces.
@geekysteven
Pardon me for posting this in response to your excellent social media management technique, geekysteven -- because I'm not sure if we're looking at PhotoShop or Ai slop here -- but this illustration helps me with my complicated relationship with tech bros.
@Guillotine_Jones @geekysteven should mark this as nsfw

@renardboy @Guillotine_Jones @geekysteven Waiting for Trump's Money Shot.

I'll get my coat and see myself out.

@elfin
Did you tip your server, Elf?
@Guillotine_Jones YES! (I saw Men In Black 3 ... don't be forgetting to leave a tip.)
@elfin
Just the tip, 'DA Elf!
@Guillotine_Jones Not in those fools. I'd have to boil them first, and borrow Your dick. Ewwww, *Icky Icky Dance*
@geekysteven Meanwhile Eugen retired as head of mastodon with $1M. It is now a non-profit company in perpetuity.