I was able to reduce my social media use by changing the app icons to portraits of their respective CEO’s faces. Seeing multiple copies of Mark Zuckerberg is enough to make me close the phone.
@geekysteven
Pardon me for posting this in response to your excellent social media management technique, geekysteven -- because I'm not sure if we're looking at PhotoShop or Ai slop here -- but this illustration helps me with my complicated relationship with tech bros.
@Guillotine_Jones @geekysteven should mark this as nsfw

@renardboy @Guillotine_Jones @geekysteven Waiting for Trump's Money Shot.

I'll get my coat and see myself out.

@elfin
Did you tip your server, Elf?
@Guillotine_Jones YES! (I saw Men In Black 3 ... don't be forgetting to leave a tip.)
@elfin
Just the tip, 'DA Elf!
@Guillotine_Jones Not in those fools. I'd have to boil them first, and borrow Your dick. Ewwww, *Icky Icky Dance*