My wife told me she saw a moose on the way into work this morning. I have no idea how she knew he was going to work, but I've learned not to bring things like that up with her...
@DocAtCDI And what was he doing in your pajamas?
@hteasley @DocAtCDI
That's totally irrelephant.

@maris @hteasley @DocAtCDI So was it a capitalist moose coming out of a Starbucks with something resembling coffee or an #antifa moose coming out of a local independent coffee shop with an excellent brew in their cup?

Such details are important.

Or do moose not pick up a coffee on the way to work any more? I mean what with inflation and all that it might be too expensive for them.

@DocAtCDI he was carrying a laptop bag
@johnefrancis maybe he was going to hack the local police department?
@DocAtCDI u gotta remember, it was monday for the moose, tooโ€ฆ
@DocAtCDI at least it didn't bite her sister.
@DocAtCDI I have a wife like that too.
@DocAtCDI Mynd you, mรธรธse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
@DocAtCDI I'm only allowed to ask if she'd like me to put the kettle on once a year.
@DocAtCDI Hi, How are you? DM
@DocAtCDI I mean if it was morning and he had a briefcase โ€ฆ stands to reason?

@DocAtCDI

LOL ๐Ÿคฃ ๐ŸซŽ

@DocAtCDI why is this funny as hell? ๐Ÿ˜†

@DocAtCDI in the same vein, here's a line from the book I've been carrying around with me for the past while. I always liked the line and it somehow resonated with me on reading your post...

็ตๅฉš็”Ÿๆดปใจใ„ใ†ใฎใฏไฝ•ใ‹ใ—ใ‚‰ๅฅ‡ๅฆ™ใชใ‚‚ใฎใ ใจใ„ใ†ๆฐ—ใŒใ—ใŸใ ใ‘ใ ใฃใŸใ€‚

(It's from Murakami's 2nd bakery attack)