My wife told me she saw a moose on the way into work this morning. I have no idea how she knew he was going to work, but I've learned not to bring things like that up with her...
@DocAtCDI And what was he doing in your pajamas?
@hteasley @DocAtCDI
That's totally irrelephant.

@maris @hteasley @DocAtCDI So was it a capitalist moose coming out of a Starbucks with something resembling coffee or an #antifa moose coming out of a local independent coffee shop with an excellent brew in their cup?

Such details are important.

Or do moose not pick up a coffee on the way to work any more? I mean what with inflation and all that it might be too expensive for them.