My wife told me she saw a moose on the way into work this morning. I have no idea how she knew he was going to work, but I've learned not to bring things like that up with her...

@DocAtCDI in the same vein, here's a line from the book I've been carrying around with me for the past while. I always liked the line and it somehow resonated with me on reading your post...

結婚生活というのは何かしら奇妙なものだという気がしただけだった。

(It's from Murakami's 2nd bakery attack)