You have to invite the Larry in. He's not allowed in otherwise. It's against the mutant code.
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Oh this movie definitely requires a drink to get through, I can already tell.

6 ice cubes
6 pineapple chunks
some pineapple juice
cover the ice in Midori
add a splash of Bacardi rum just cause
fill the rest of the glass with Mountain Dew

Seedling Squeezings Juice I concocted a few weeks ago.
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"It's only a model."
Chekov's Volcano!
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My man. Why did you not over prepare. How do you not have food for a year for three people planned? And they the math would make more sense that you can't handle more than double the people. Or hell cover it with "damn it I was having more supplies to replenish coming next week. I just three out 6 months worth of food a few days ago." or some shit.
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Why is this snotty little weasel man like a low rent Corey Feldman? From decades earlier. Is that his dad?
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Yall couldn't get a better character actor to be the old man? He's the most wooden of a wooden cast.
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Do not tease radioactive coyote monsters movie. You can not deliver on that concept.
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Well we got a monster shot before the half hour mark. That's good? i guess. Kinda of a cheap looking Morlock mask though
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There's the freak now. Descending the stairs.
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Granger is trying ACTING. Wonder if anyone else will make an attempt.
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Are you psychic for mutant detection lady? What's got you a tinglin`?
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Does the wabbit?
Yes. Off screen.
That rabbit gets hugged and petted and squeezed and called George.
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Are the books edible?
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Baths are keeping them alive? Huh?
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I could be reading Necroscope right now.
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A beach episode? Neat bikini designs for the 70s.
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So she's a psychic mutant? Is the wild forest Granger also a psychic?
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Meanwhile at the moonshine still in extra blue day for night.
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Hairy chested women of the year 2889!
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WAIT WHAT GRANDPA!? You want the women doing what now???
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- [John] Steve!
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Wait wait what? You are forcing babies to be made but only if you marry them? Okay the old man is the real villain.
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Did this start out as a Gilligan's Island fanfic?
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"You're nothing but a cheap hood."
"A present from the hood lover!"
Okay some of the lines in this can be good if they had the chance to be delivered properly in a good movie. Maybe it would work better in an older black and white movie.
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Granger is a weak little mutant.
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I wonder what the Seedpeople are doing right now?
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They couldn't afford the sound effect of a jug breaking?
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"Now I'll never make it in this town as an exotic dancer!"
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"Don't go into the fog."
We could be watching The Fog.
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Matsuo! *shakes fist*
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Someone really needs to trim those hedges around the "natural spring" pool. They gotta spend an hour getting leaves out of it every day.
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Wait what? How old is the daughter? What is going on? Movie stop being so blue.
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I could be reading an Agatha Christie novel with one of two racist titles instead.
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Why do you have a *special* Luger? How is it special? Why do you have a *special Luger* old man hiding in a house in the woods far from civilization?
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Who's worse? Mutant in the forest? Off brand evil Corey Feldman? Grandpa who's trying to arrange marriages and eugenics?
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Water? It's weakness is fucking water? But radiation is coming down in the rain? Huh whu how... Was Signs a remake of this piece of shit?
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I'm thinking about how that poor radioactive chipmunk couldn't drink from his water dispenser... Poor Chipzilla.
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The movie just kinda stops after it rains... Fuck off movie!
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If any of yall can stay up, we are about to have a good movie over on @miru with Gappa the Triphibian Monster
https://miru.miyaku.media/
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I forgot Gappa had a jaunty little theme song.
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Playmate land? The magazine or the toy manufacturer?
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The main attraction is sexism!
Two movies in a row where an old man has a model made over a possible volcano.
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Oooh. Giant set of glowing eyes under the water looks great.
Man I haven't seen Gappa in so long maybe it is better than I thought?
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The volcano teased in the main feature is here for the double feature!
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That doesn't look like a Moai. Head is far too tiny.
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Oh right. We do a little island racism like every King Kong or Mothra movie.
That'd be why I remember this as a good bad movie. Good kaiju, bad brown face.
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NOT A MOAI! That is just some off brand ancestoral god.
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RIP ancient cultural artifact.
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Oh hey they made a life sized ruined statue. Neat. That statue already has more budget put into it and art than In The Year 2889.
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A new kaiju egg is hatching. Happy pride month!
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"Omg you stupid colonizers don't touch the fresh hatched baby! Haven't you seen Gorgo? It came out 8 years ago."
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Cool cave lake set. With glowing eyes! Mama and Papa are angy.
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The cave and this mountainside set both feel really big for the adult Gappa. Maybe it's just the filming but it's neat to have what feels like bigger than normal kaiju sets.
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@strangefour But it makes it clear from five kilometers that they're doing a colonialism!

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