My favorite bicorperated starfish bat!
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Ancient Svengoolie?
He has a son of?
I have soup.
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Atomic tests in Nevada. Again? Why does every movie of an era start with stock footage of this? How cheap was it to pad out a few minutes with the same nukes?
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And now we cut to a walking simulator in an old man's back yard.
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You have to invite the Larry in. He's not allowed in otherwise. It's against the mutant code.
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Oh this movie definitely requires a drink to get through, I can already tell.

6 ice cubes
6 pineapple chunks
some pineapple juice
cover the ice in Midori
add a splash of Bacardi rum just cause
fill the rest of the glass with Mountain Dew

Seedling Squeezings Juice I concocted a few weeks ago.
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"It's only a model."
Chekov's Volcano!
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My man. Why did you not over prepare. How do you not have food for a year for three people planned? And they the math would make more sense that you can't handle more than double the people. Or hell cover it with "damn it I was having more supplies to replenish coming next week. I just three out 6 months worth of food a few days ago." or some shit.
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Why is this snotty little weasel man like a low rent Corey Feldman? From decades earlier. Is that his dad?
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Yall couldn't get a better character actor to be the old man? He's the most wooden of a wooden cast.
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Do not tease radioactive coyote monsters movie. You can not deliver on that concept.
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Well we got a monster shot before the half hour mark. That's good? i guess. Kinda of a cheap looking Morlock mask though
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There's the freak now. Descending the stairs.
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Granger is trying ACTING. Wonder if anyone else will make an attempt.
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Are you psychic for mutant detection lady? What's got you a tinglin`?
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Does the wabbit?
Yes. Off screen.
That rabbit gets hugged and petted and squeezed and called George.
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Are the books edible?
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Baths are keeping them alive? Huh?
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I could be reading Necroscope right now.
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A beach episode? Neat bikini designs for the 70s.
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So she's a psychic mutant? Is the wild forest Granger also a psychic?
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Meanwhile at the moonshine still in extra blue day for night.
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Hairy chested women of the year 2889!
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WAIT WHAT GRANDPA!? You want the women doing what now???
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- [John] Steve!
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Wait wait what? You are forcing babies to be made but only if you marry them? Okay the old man is the real villain.
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Did this start out as a Gilligan's Island fanfic?
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"You're nothing but a cheap hood."
"A present from the hood lover!"
Okay some of the lines in this can be good if they had the chance to be delivered properly in a good movie. Maybe it would work better in an older black and white movie.
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Granger is a weak little mutant.
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I wonder what the Seedpeople are doing right now?
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They couldn't afford the sound effect of a jug breaking?
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"Now I'll never make it in this town as an exotic dancer!"
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"Don't go into the fog."
We could be watching The Fog.
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Matsuo! *shakes fist*
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Someone really needs to trim those hedges around the "natural spring" pool. They gotta spend an hour getting leaves out of it every day.
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Wait what? How old is the daughter? What is going on? Movie stop being so blue.
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I could be reading an Agatha Christie novel with one of two racist titles instead.
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Why do you have a *special* Luger? How is it special? Why do you have a *special Luger* old man hiding in a house in the woods far from civilization?
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Who's worse? Mutant in the forest? Off brand evil Corey Feldman? Grandpa who's trying to arrange marriages and eugenics?
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Water? It's weakness is fucking water? But radiation is coming down in the rain? Huh whu how... Was Signs a remake of this piece of shit?
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@strangefour they certainly dress like it.