strangefour with the PleiadesAnd now we cut to a walking simulator in an old man's back yard.
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You have to invite the Larry in. He's not allowed in otherwise. It's against the mutant code.
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#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889
Oh this movie definitely requires a drink to get through, I can already tell.
6 ice cubes
6 pineapple chunks
some pineapple juice
cover the ice in Midori
add a splash of Bacardi rum just cause
fill the rest of the glass with Mountain Dew
Seedling Squeezings Juice I concocted a few weeks ago.
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My man. Why did you not over prepare. How do you not have food for a year for three people planned? And they the math would make more sense that you can't handle more than double the people. Or hell cover it with "damn it I was having more supplies to replenish coming next week. I just three out 6 months worth of food a few days ago." or some shit.
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#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889
Why is this snotty little weasel man like a low rent Corey Feldman? From decades earlier. Is that his dad?
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#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889
Yall couldn't get a better character actor to be the old man? He's the most wooden of a wooden cast.
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#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889
Do not tease radioactive coyote monsters movie. You can not deliver on that concept.
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#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889
Well we got a monster shot before the half hour mark. That's good? i guess. Kinda of a cheap looking Morlock mask though
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Does the wabbit?
Yes. Off screen.
That rabbit gets hugged and petted and squeezed and called George.
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Yes. Off screen.
That rabbit gets hugged and petted and squeezed and called George.
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Wait wait what? You are forcing babies to be made but only if you marry them? Okay the old man is the real villain.
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#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889
"You're nothing but a cheap hood."
"A present from the hood lover!"
Okay some of the lines in this can be good if they had the chance to be delivered properly in a good movie. Maybe it would work better in an older black and white movie.
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"A present from the hood lover!"
Okay some of the lines in this can be good if they had the chance to be delivered properly in a good movie. Maybe it would work better in an older black and white movie.
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Someone really needs to trim those hedges around the "natural spring" pool. They gotta spend an hour getting leaves out of it every day.
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Wait what? How old is the daughter? What is going on? Movie stop being so blue.
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#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889
I could be reading an Agatha Christie novel with one of two racist titles instead.
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#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889
Why do you have a *special* Luger? How is it special? Why do you have a *special Luger* old man hiding in a house in the woods far from civilization?
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#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889
Who's worse? Mutant in the forest? Off brand evil Corey Feldman? Grandpa who's trying to arrange marriages and eugenics?
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#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889
Water? It's weakness is fucking water? But radiation is coming down in the rain? Huh whu how... Was Signs a remake of this piece of shit?
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#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889
I'm thinking about how that poor radioactive chipmunk couldn't drink from his water dispenser... Poor Chipzilla.
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If any of yall can stay up, we are about to have a good movie over on @miru with Gappa the Triphibian Monster
https://miru.miyaku.media/
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https://miru.miyaku.media/
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miru / 見る
obscure media, translated and untranslated
The main attraction is sexism!
Two movies in a row where an old man has a model made over a possible volcano.
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Two movies in a row where an old man has a model made over a possible volcano.
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Oooh. Giant set of glowing eyes under the water looks great.
Man I haven't seen Gappa in so long maybe it is better than I thought?
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Man I haven't seen Gappa in so long maybe it is better than I thought?
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The volcano teased in the main feature is here for the double feature!
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#Monsterdon #Gappa #TheTriphibianMonster
Oh right. We do a little island racism like every King Kong or Mothra movie.
That'd be why I remember this as a good bad movie. Good kaiju, bad brown face.
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That'd be why I remember this as a good bad movie. Good kaiju, bad brown face.
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Oh hey they made a life sized ruined statue. Neat. That statue already has more budget put into it and art than In The Year 2889.
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#Monsterdon #Gappa #TheTriphibianMonster
"Omg you stupid colonizers don't touch the fresh hatched baby! Haven't you seen Gorgo? It came out 8 years ago."
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#Monsterdon #Gappa #TheTriphibianMonster
Cool cave lake set. With glowing eyes! Mama and Papa are angy.
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#Monsterdon #Gappa #TheTriphibianMonster
The cave and this mountainside set both feel really big for the adult Gappa. Maybe it's just the filming but it's neat to have what feels like bigger than normal kaiju sets.
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#Monsterdon #Gappa #TheTriphibianMonster
What is the tariff charge on importing a kaiju like these days?
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#Monsterdon #Gappa #TheTriphibianMonster
David Zaslavsky@strangefour Well, everything is smaller in Japan
Neia masks@strangefour But it makes it clear from five kilometers that they're doing a colonialism!
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#Monsterdon #Gappa
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