A beach episode? Neat bikini designs for the 70s.
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So she's a psychic mutant? Is the wild forest Granger also a psychic?
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Meanwhile at the moonshine still in extra blue day for night.
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Hairy chested women of the year 2889!
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WAIT WHAT GRANDPA!? You want the women doing what now???
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- [John] Steve!
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Wait wait what? You are forcing babies to be made but only if you marry them? Okay the old man is the real villain.
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Did this start out as a Gilligan's Island fanfic?
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"You're nothing but a cheap hood."
"A present from the hood lover!"
Okay some of the lines in this can be good if they had the chance to be delivered properly in a good movie. Maybe it would work better in an older black and white movie.
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Granger is a weak little mutant.
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I wonder what the Seedpeople are doing right now?
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They couldn't afford the sound effect of a jug breaking?
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"Now I'll never make it in this town as an exotic dancer!"
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"Don't go into the fog."
We could be watching The Fog.
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Matsuo! *shakes fist*
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Someone really needs to trim those hedges around the "natural spring" pool. They gotta spend an hour getting leaves out of it every day.
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Wait what? How old is the daughter? What is going on? Movie stop being so blue.
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I could be reading an Agatha Christie novel with one of two racist titles instead.
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Why do you have a *special* Luger? How is it special? Why do you have a *special Luger* old man hiding in a house in the woods far from civilization?
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Who's worse? Mutant in the forest? Off brand evil Corey Feldman? Grandpa who's trying to arrange marriages and eugenics?
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Water? It's weakness is fucking water? But radiation is coming down in the rain? Huh whu how... Was Signs a remake of this piece of shit?
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I'm thinking about how that poor radioactive chipmunk couldn't drink from his water dispenser... Poor Chipzilla.
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The movie just kinda stops after it rains... Fuck off movie!
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If any of yall can stay up, we are about to have a good movie over on @miru with Gappa the Triphibian Monster
https://miru.miyaku.media/
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I forgot Gappa had a jaunty little theme song.
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Playmate land? The magazine or the toy manufacturer?
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The main attraction is sexism!
Two movies in a row where an old man has a model made over a possible volcano.
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Oooh. Giant set of glowing eyes under the water looks great.
Man I haven't seen Gappa in so long maybe it is better than I thought?
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The volcano teased in the main feature is here for the double feature!
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That doesn't look like a Moai. Head is far too tiny.
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Oh right. We do a little island racism like every King Kong or Mothra movie.
That'd be why I remember this as a good bad movie. Good kaiju, bad brown face.
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NOT A MOAI! That is just some off brand ancestoral god.
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RIP ancient cultural artifact.
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Oh hey they made a life sized ruined statue. Neat. That statue already has more budget put into it and art than In The Year 2889.
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A new kaiju egg is hatching. Happy pride month!
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"Omg you stupid colonizers don't touch the fresh hatched baby! Haven't you seen Gorgo? It came out 8 years ago."
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Cool cave lake set. With glowing eyes! Mama and Papa are angy.
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The cave and this mountainside set both feel really big for the adult Gappa. Maybe it's just the filming but it's neat to have what feels like bigger than normal kaiju sets.
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Gappas sound like frogs with gas.
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ENGLISH SPEAKING SUBMARINE CREW!
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What is the tariff charge on importing a kaiju like these days?
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WHy are you torturing the baby?
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One of the gaijin actors speakin english has a thick french (?) accent
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Fighting over Land and Sea and Aaaaiiiir! GI GAPPA!
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They brought giant squid lunch for their baby.
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I've always liked how the Gappa are just bipedal griffins with lizard tails.
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Gappa was Nikkatsu's first and only kaiju movie for near 50 years. Eventually they finianced a handful of kaiju movies like Death Kappa and live action Attach on Titan movies.
https://wikizilla.org/wiki/Nikkatsu
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Nikkatsu

The Nikkatsu Corporation (日活株式会社,   Nikkatsu Kabushiki Gaisha) is a Japanese film and television company. It was founded as Japan Motion Film Co., Ltd. (日本活動フィルム株式會社,   Nippon Katsudō Firumu Kabushiki Gaisha) in March of 1912 through the merger of the film studios Yokota Shokai, Yoshizawa Shoten...

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Oh! Death Kappa is on Tubi! I smell a Monsterdon future film.
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I dunno about looking cute, but Baby Gappa does have sad eyes.
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Metaphorical extinguishing of the flame of love. CINEMA!
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Movie please. haven't we had enough brownface? You're better than this.
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Aww the baby found his family 😭
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Not quite the ending message ya want but...
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So long monster gang. See you next week.
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Wait. There was a volcano mention in both films. Both ended with a kinda "have babies plz" message. I'm not sure of the theming lately has been accidental or intentional for Double Features. Hmmm. @miru
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I've always liked Gappa. But it is kind of a mid kaiju movie. Nothing wrong with it (aside from the obvious brownface...). Just not much that stands out. Kaiju family is cool, but we already have Gorgo. The sets the monsters are on are good and feel big but none of them are stunning (maybe the cave?). It's fine. Gappa is a fine kaiju movie.

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@strangefour Yeah, average & adequate. But so many are terrible, it seems like it should be better.
@strangefour Yeah, it didn't have the personality of the original Yongari that was on a few weeks back.
@diazona Oh yeah it's a meme I keep seeing crop up. Either sarcastically or as a complaint about some show.