There's the freak now. Descending the stairs.
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Granger is trying ACTING. Wonder if anyone else will make an attempt.
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Are you psychic for mutant detection lady? What's got you a tinglin`?
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WABBIT SEASON!
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Does the wabbit?
Yes. Off screen.
That rabbit gets hugged and petted and squeezed and called George.
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Are the books edible?
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Baths are keeping them alive? Huh?
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I could be reading Necroscope right now.
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A beach episode? Neat bikini designs for the 70s.
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So she's a psychic mutant? Is the wild forest Granger also a psychic?
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Meanwhile at the moonshine still in extra blue day for night.
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Hairy chested women of the year 2889!
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Chipmunk kaiju!
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WAIT WHAT GRANDPA!? You want the women doing what now???
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- [John] Steve!
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Wait wait what? You are forcing babies to be made but only if you marry them? Okay the old man is the real villain.
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Did this start out as a Gilligan's Island fanfic?
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"You're nothing but a cheap hood."
"A present from the hood lover!"
Okay some of the lines in this can be good if they had the chance to be delivered properly in a good movie. Maybe it would work better in an older black and white movie.
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Granger is a weak little mutant.
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I wonder what the Seedpeople are doing right now?
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They couldn't afford the sound effect of a jug breaking?
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"Now I'll never make it in this town as an exotic dancer!"
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"Don't go into the fog."
We could be watching The Fog.
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Matsuo! *shakes fist*
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Someone really needs to trim those hedges around the "natural spring" pool. They gotta spend an hour getting leaves out of it every day.
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Wait what? How old is the daughter? What is going on? Movie stop being so blue.
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I could be reading an Agatha Christie novel with one of two racist titles instead.
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Why do you have a *special* Luger? How is it special? Why do you have a *special Luger* old man hiding in a house in the woods far from civilization?
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Who's worse? Mutant in the forest? Off brand evil Corey Feldman? Grandpa who's trying to arrange marriages and eugenics?
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Water? It's weakness is fucking water? But radiation is coming down in the rain? Huh whu how... Was Signs a remake of this piece of shit?
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I'm thinking about how that poor radioactive chipmunk couldn't drink from his water dispenser... Poor Chipzilla.
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The movie just kinda stops after it rains... Fuck off movie!
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If any of yall can stay up, we are about to have a good movie over on @miru with Gappa the Triphibian Monster
https://miru.miyaku.media/
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G A P P A ! !
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I forgot Gappa had a jaunty little theme song.
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Playmate land? The magazine or the toy manufacturer?
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The main attraction is sexism!
Two movies in a row where an old man has a model made over a possible volcano.
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Oooh. Giant set of glowing eyes under the water looks great.
Man I haven't seen Gappa in so long maybe it is better than I thought?
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The volcano teased in the main feature is here for the double feature!
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That doesn't look like a Moai. Head is far too tiny.
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