SheriffLonestar
Mark A. Rayner
Toni Aittoniemi@markarayner uh-huh
wy knott@markarayner "Gettting on the goose was free. Getting OFF the goose is gonna cost you $100."
Simon ZerafaSwan Lake? 😉
Joe@markarayner Reminds me of a situation where this little kid was going up to some baby geese, and I warned the parents to keep them away. They said he won't hurt them. Umm...yup, the mama goose went ballistic.
Chris HessertThat’s how lasting childhood memories are made. 😉
RiaResists❌ 👑
acm
Martin Owens 
Florian Schmidt@markarayner
WAT! You called *WHOM* a "lame duck"? WAAAT!!
WAT! You called *WHOM* a "lame duck"? WAAAT!!
ᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESswans are dicks
Rage Rumbles 🏴☠️ 🏳️🌈 🫂🔞@markarayner Its always good to know the pecking order.
Den of Earth
Marta@DenOfEarth @markarayner Mute swans don't honk, that's where their name cames from.
@martaczc @markarayner
Want a new challenge?
RETRAIN AS A PEDANT
Go around correcting people on their swan ignorance and unscientific humour
HOURS OF FUN
POPULARITY NOT GUARANTEED
@DenOfEarth @markarayner I'm in!
Julescelt@DenOfEarth @markarayner This funny. I met a wildlife photographer that had her arm broke by a swan...those hollow bones are stronger than people think.
Third spruce tree on the left@julescelt01 @DenOfEarth @markarayner was she karving her initials on the side of the swan with a dental interspace toothbrush?
Chriss Pagani 
@DenOfEarth @markarayner I love it! I want this job 😀
Flaming Cheeto
Chris Huck@DenOfEarth @markarayner I initially read this as “Retrain a Swan”, which would definitely qualify as a challenge.
Speaktrap@DenOfEarth @markarayner Nooooo don't eat bread as a bird (you may get ill and die)
Twoowls Elt 🦉 🦉@markarayner either that or they’re about to drop an absolute banger of an album.
Randy CC is Real@markarayner Oh, thought, "I didn't know geese could use a selfie stick". Then something bad happens.
timitii@markarayner their dog mask is not fooling me again!
Inyan Spielkind 
Seth of the Fediverse ⁂@markarayner It means business!
My God. It's full of sitars.@markarayner
"You picked the wrong beach, mate."
"You picked the wrong beach, mate."
Justbeep@markarayner
YIKES! 😱
YIKES! 😱
Fredrick Grott@markarayner Trump family maulers?
Enema Cowboy@markarayner
Yes, but with Canada Geese.
Yes, but with Canada Geese.
KorallenherzSie haben mich ins Gesicht gefilmt!
Rant_ifa 🖤❤️ hope
Rant_ifa@Korallenherz gefülmt*!!!!!
Nini@markarayner Broken limbs. All yours.
bent lion@markarayner I smell bread...and fear.
DJHVII@markarayner True,swans are murderous creatures...
Carolyn@markarayner I really love this. :)
It keeps appearing in my feed, so, obviously, many others do as well. I smile every time. :)
bee@markarayner “This swan’s on you, mate!”
knowuh
bees and nature@markarayner I have never seen a swan on an actual beach
nachtet@markarayner oh oh..
Crazy-to-Bike
BoloMKXXVIII@markarayner Fowl picture!
woollypigs@markarayner yeah I never liked it when people started to talk about the "good book"
bellegraylane@markarayner about to drop a banger.
oschene@markarayner Take me to your Leda.
@oschene Very good.
bamfingle@markarayner aaaaaaahhhhhh!
Aljoscha Rittner (beandev)@markarayner
My dog could tell you a thing or two about that.
My dog could tell you a thing or two about that.