It's #Pride #PrideMonth, so time to roll out these classics.

#humour #funny

@golgaloth oh my gawwwd those are...... astoundingly creative and good.
@golgaloth As a lesbian AND a data analyst, the Excel one really got me 🤣.
@lauerhahn @golgaloth I read "date analyst" first. 🫣 That was too on point to be true.

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These are all brilliant, but the Excel one is my favourite.

@golgaloth As an out and proud trans woman, queer visibility has always been very important to me. That's why, this Pride month, I am proud to be partnering with Palantir...
@SecondUniverse @golgaloth finally someone partnering with a queer owned business
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As a patriarchal, white supremacist society, I've often been accused of diminishing and marginalizing the achievements, much less the existence of gender, sexual, and racial minorities. That's why this pride month, I'm partnering with Wite-Out to-
@golgaloth the LoL one absolutely cracked me

@gsuberland @golgaloth

Same, especially because I'm also ace.

@golgaloth the one by
DJ Cthulhu is so good, I'm 💀

As a lesbian, I’m used to being unable to tell what is and isn’t a date. Consequently, this pride I’m partnering with Microsoft Excel-

@webhat @golgaloth hands down my fav of the bunch too!
@golgaloth As a pansexual man, I find that people often make jokes about me being attracted to kitchenware. That's why this pride month, I'm partnering with Lodge Cast Iron to...
@golgaloth The Excel one is the best :D

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As a middle-age enby still discovering themselves, I think that life is a journey, arriving at all matters but there is no "too late".
That's why this Pride month I'm partnering with Deutsche Bahn...

@golgaloth @masukomi That last one is absolutely the icing on the cake.