if only there was a way of telling a computer what to do that didn't require paying data centre landlords four figures a month
you know what else can turn poorly defined specs into poorly written programs for the cost of a software developer salary
I'm hearing the perpetual motion machine costs a lot to run? huh
@jcoglan What model are you using on your perpetual motion machine? Maybe you prompted it wrong?
@odoruhako @jcoglan
You have to tell it very sternly to not stop and also to keep going and to not slow down to the point where it has basically stopped, and remind it the wheel isn't supposed to fall off.
@jcoglan the laws of thermodynamics are a right bastard eh?

@beeoproblem @jcoglan

"Your 'laws' don't apply to me, silly human!" ^-^

@jcoglan did you knew that if you invent a perpetual machine, you cannot patent it?
@gkrnours @jcoglan I can patent it any colour I like! 😉

@gkrnours @jcoglan

You can, but there are special rules. In particular, you must demonstrate a working model, you can't just file a design.

@jcoglan MY MOM!

@ozzelot @jcoglan

No shit! Even Muscleman is on fedi, love this place (hi five)

@jcoglan "I could be your employee in the office who is unreliable in their work and constantly lying to coworkers for a fraction of the cost of AI." - me at my next job interview
@jcoglan hey that’s rude, I’m *right here*