GayDeceiverOh noes! The Idiot can’t rename the Kennedy Center!
Thoughts and prayers.
Thoughts and prayers.
lnmnkatz
Grumble 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇬🇱We only have a "Kennedy Center" because JFK was assassinated. If Trump wants his name on the building, he knows what he needs to do.
ZenHeathen 🇨🇦🏳️🌈@grumble209 And then you should go right ahead and name the garbage dump where his mortal remains are delivered after him. @GayDeceiver
Garbage dump? Trump's grave will be a world-class tourism site!
So many people will want to piss on it, or dance on it.
The lines will be insane.
@grumble209 As long as the admission price goes to undo his harms, I like how you think. @GayDeceiver
I figure his kids will have the concession - valet parking, beer sales, photographs, souvenirs, etc.
There will be so much demand that franchising and multiple locations is realistic. Of course, you'd have to chop up the corpse for that. That might be too much, but heck, their mom is buried on a golf course so maybe they'd be OK with it.
chris actual@lackattack @ZenHeathen @GayDeceiver
I foresee package vacation tours to meet your very reasonable demand.
@lackattack Then you'll have to do "The Full Tour" package. Don't forget to get your passport stamped at each location.
Yes, chopped up. One bit for every one of the fifty states, at least. If "they" (by which I presume you mean his family) don't like it? Too bad. They can join him. @grumble209 @GayDeceiver
@ZenHeathen @lackattack @GayDeceiver
Until Trump went full "3rd world corrupt dictator" last year, I fully expected his children to run the whole thing to make a little money.
It's not like Trump had anything to leave them in 2023, and it's not like the kids have any business acumen except to trade on their father's name.
R.L. LE
Maddad ☑️The point of the day thank you 👍 ✊
Hugs4friends ♾🇺🇦 🇵🇸😷@grumble209 Soonest, would be best. @GayDeceiver
Squalid Splendor
Ravensrod 🫖 🍰
Salty
Hoosee Tokkintoo@grumble209 @GayDeceiver pretend assassination doesn’t count
DianeI think trump is leading in number of attempted assassinations
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_presidential_assassination_attempts_and_plots
Stanley Nerdlinger IIAs a son of the mountain west, I am not impressed with the "marksmanship" of the east coast.
Pro-tip: it's like getting a good photo - you have to get closer.
Schroedingers_Cat@grumble209 @GayDeceiver I think a toilet should be named after him SO everyone can go and shit on him.
Killa Koala@SteveClough Didn't they name a sewage plant after George W.?
AlisonW ♿🏳️🌈♾️
Every morning we wake up a little closer to Donald Trump finally dying.
Dear God, hear our prayer and deliver the world from Trump and his hubris.
D. G. Marshall@grumble209 @AlisonW @GayDeceiver
I don't want Trump dead.
I want him to live a very long life.
In prison.
And the only time he ever makes the news is when he's denied parole. Again.
@davidtheeviloverlord @AlisonW @GayDeceiver
That's a great fantasy - it would be awesome to see Trump as a criminal defendant. Again.
My fantasy is that Trump dies the way Iain Banks described: lock Trump in an empty septic tank. Then have a huge banquet and party where every toilet flush routes to that tank. Welcome drinks - Trump's feet are covered. Main course - his knees. Dessert - his waist. Then the dancing and drinking commence.
By morning, Trump has drowned and we've all had a lovely party.
@grumble209 @AlisonW @GayDeceiver
At the very least, we know his grave will be the most popular gender-neutral public toilet ever.
@davidtheeviloverlord @AlisonW @GayDeceiver
What the US needs is a public works program to install and maintain public toilets - considering just how full of shit many Americans are, our toilet infrastructure is woefully inadequate.
I'm OK with these toilets not being free - $1 or $2 doesn't seem unreasonable if they are convenient and clean and well-stocked.
In fact, Trump should champion this, and get his face on $1 or $2 coins that we can spend at those public toilets.
Then "dropping a Donald" or "taking a Trump" will forever associate Trump and defecation. For great justice.
I'm serious about the public toilets, by the way.