GayDeceiverOh noes! The Idiot can’t rename the Kennedy Center!
Thoughts and prayers.
Thoughts and prayers.
Grumble 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇬🇱We only have a "Kennedy Center" because JFK was assassinated. If Trump wants his name on the building, he knows what he needs to do.
AlisonW ♿🏳️🌈♾️
Every morning we wake up a little closer to Donald Trump finally dying.
Dear God, hear our prayer and deliver the world from Trump and his hubris.
D. G. Marshall@grumble209 @AlisonW @GayDeceiver
I don't want Trump dead.
I want him to live a very long life.
In prison.
And the only time he ever makes the news is when he's denied parole. Again.
@davidtheeviloverlord @AlisonW @GayDeceiver
That's a great fantasy - it would be awesome to see Trump as a criminal defendant. Again.
My fantasy is that Trump dies the way Iain Banks described: lock Trump in an empty septic tank. Then have a huge banquet and party where every toilet flush routes to that tank. Welcome drinks - Trump's feet are covered. Main course - his knees. Dessert - his waist. Then the dancing and drinking commence.
By morning, Trump has drowned and we've all had a lovely party.
@grumble209 @AlisonW @GayDeceiver
At the very least, we know his grave will be the most popular gender-neutral public toilet ever.
@davidtheeviloverlord @AlisonW @GayDeceiver
What the US needs is a public works program to install and maintain public toilets - considering just how full of shit many Americans are, our toilet infrastructure is woefully inadequate.
I'm OK with these toilets not being free - $1 or $2 doesn't seem unreasonable if they are convenient and clean and well-stocked.
In fact, Trump should champion this, and get his face on $1 or $2 coins that we can spend at those public toilets.
Then "dropping a Donald" or "taking a Trump" will forever associate Trump and defecation. For great justice.
I'm serious about the public toilets, by the way.