HELP MEEEEE

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@elebertus @TheEddieShow

I see y’all are reenacting a scene from Bride of The Atom

@elebertus which one is asking for help?

@megsouth @elebertus

Reminds me of a kids book I loved.

″‘I had high hopes of being Evil when I was two, but in my youth I came upon a firefly burning in a spider’s web. I saved the victim’s life.’

‘The firefly’s?’ said the minstrel.

‘The spider’s. The blinking arsonist had set the web on fire.‘”

A conversation with the Golux in James Thurber's The 13 Clocks

@elebertus Kitty has lost to the kraken.

@elebertus

Don't worry, little buddy! I don't think it can do too much damage; it's still just a kitten.

@elebertus I suspect that's more "FEED ME"
@joannejacobs she was i'm sure hungry, given her size. It is definitely plausible haha
@elebertus ohno, kitten is playing Hades II
@JennyFluff she still only has the OG hades on switch and is made about the frame drops. Shes still saving up allowance and waiting for hades 2 to go on sale 
@elebertus the cat is definitely a paid actor.
@elebertus Squid or kitten speaking? Because the tiny furball is angry.
@elebertus That's the origin of black cats 🐈‍⬛ , right ?
@elebertus we couldn’t find the motor for the octopus so just pretend like it’s attacking you
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A kitten sacrifice to our Great Lord Cthulu.
@elebertus aaahahahahahahahahah ooooookkkkkkaaaayyyyyyy haaaaaannnnggg oooonnnn kitttttttyyyyyy
@elebertus POPEYE (1980). Dir. Robert Altman. With Robin Williams, Shelley Duvall.
@elebertus when seafood fights back